somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

What happens when teens are home alone

According to social media:
wild and crazy party time!
Me:
fuck yeah I can take my headphones off

When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me:
Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me:
Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me:
Wow idk that's a lot of money

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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ectolime:

bodtcrack:

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

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(Source: toudoo)

cumberpit:

[x]

Can I just do whatever scenes with him pls.

halfbloodmagic:

halfbloodmagic:

SO I SMASHED MY IPHONE TODAY but i thought i’d make light of the situation and claim that iron man did it:

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WHY ARE YOU GUYS REBLOGGING THIS I DONT UNDERSTAND

iwasbornhuman:

shaboogami:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

WHOA 

According to military training, you can blow into the esophagus and inflate cow lungs and use them as a flotation device. I have no idea why you be in a situation where you come across a dead cow right when you need to cross a large body of water, but hey, the more you know.

(Source: arsanatomica)

(Source: pmellarks)

whovianat221bbakerstreet:

laurenthebaritonegoddess:

misha-mosha-masha:

THIS SHOW IS COMEDY GOLD AND IF YOU DON’T THINK SO YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE

PUT ME DOWN.

I feel like this game is sorta like Cards Against Humanity in talk game show form lol

(Source: winterforlovers)

youngblackandvegan:

kawaiiflowerchild:

Michaela DePrince 

 THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT!

black ballerina excellence

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

pastelfangs:

karkalicious-carcinogeneticist:

x-lilou-chan-x:

askfordoodles:

teamdauntlesstribute:

disneytasthic:

princesshollyofthesouthernisles:

unf-hans:

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF

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Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.

TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY

DIDNEY WORL

Didn’t you forget someone~? imageimage

OH MY GOD STOP

dead

ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

(Source: naprasno)

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